THIS PHOTO SPEAKS FOR ITSELF:






Click here for a larger image:
http://www.bigbillentertainment.com/fake/UPS.jpg


They picked up one of the boxes and felt this it was too heavy, so they went and got a hand-truck. UPS has come and gone. This is very exciting. This load of crap cost him well over 2 grand.


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UPS is dropping off the tracking #'s any minute, they were not available yesterday right when they picked up the packages. I'll take a pic of the paperwork, and take a screen shot of the "UPS ONLINE TRACKING" progress via their website.


got a funny email earlier:





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OH THE EXCITEMENT!!!!








You will see, that one package is 80lbs. 2 other packages are less, and 1 is 70.


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I just sent him an email:





lets see if he ever replies back.


here is the progress of the junk:



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* * * U P D A T E * * *


Here is the tracking update, with a interesting activity note:





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* * * U P D A T E * * *


I guess he didnt have enough funds for this attempt, maybe it was because oh the high valued I declared the shipment was. LOL


Hopefully he can borrow some money off a friend, or possible investment partner.

his reply finally:








So, thanks Charlie Fake! for the tip, he now knows no authorities as of yet!


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* * * U P D A T E * * *



WOW! Thanks Johnd200!! Great work..


I have found the real Address from UPS:


TOOK ADDY OFF FOR NOW


[size=15]I guess he got enough money up somehow, because:</font>


The packages have been received today. I hope there was no shipping damage; I do not want him to complain.


Ladies and gentleman, he has my anus in his possession.








his email to me:





my reply:






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* * * U P D A T E * * *


I love the ANSU logos, I should def make a website for that, or take up someones generous offer and have them build the brief site for be, due to my lacking website skills!


Thanks for ALL of the replies, I really appreciate it.


Well, this is my 1st death threat from this bait. I guess I'm "dead by the sun"





edit


just got this email as we speak:





I see the Anus brand laptops have affected his english skills highly. Maybe I should have included "Mavis Beacon Teaches English" on his Anus.


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* * * U P D A T E * * *


I sent him this last night






He finally responed a little while ago.





This guy makes less and less sense as the bait goes on, but he at least admits the money spent on shipping.


I was talking with Rookie303 on the phone and he suggested that i send him the picture i posted for public use of MONEY, and tell him there was a big mistake, it was not his check that was "FRAUD" but someone elses, and I was able to withdraw the funds.


I will also instruct him to call me and send pics of the Rubish so i can send him another package.


I'll do that soon.


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* * * U P D A T E * * *


Sorry I have not responded more to your comments, it has been very busy in this store for the past few days.


I appreciate deeply the comments everyone is adding.


He responded again with this today.





What is funny, the emails that i get now seems to be from a different person in the beginning of the bait. I definitly think that they switch off.


Im still not quite sure about how I want to persue this on, I still have some ideas, I'll post a little later about it, very busy in here today.


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I just shot him this email, im sure he will be very happy to play some more!





This is the Photo that i posted over a week ago of myself, I just edited out what i wrote before and added this:

* * * U P D A T E * * *


Got this very nice email today! I am so happy.





Now, here is where is gets real nice.


I have talked to security at UPS, and let them know the whole deal. Outside of them finding this terribly funny, there is a good chance of Authorities waiting for whoever signs for the ANUS, weather it is a residential drop off, or a pickup at the hub.


The good thing about this is, I will know when / where this will happen, and will make for great photos!!!!


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* * * U P D A T E * * *


This is a overtime-sunday-lad. I hope he gets paid holidays and sick time.


What does the Governor mean to this guy anyways?






My reply:











So now he thinks, if he is going to get 2 times the amount of laptops(although it look like 3 or 4 times), it may be worth it for him again. But he forgot about the money transfer modalities this time.


He wrote back a short while later:





I will be in touch with UPS security tomorrow morning for a followup.


Wouldnt it suck if he were watching this thread unfold?


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* * * U P D A T E * * *


lol, great job guys on the images.


I talked to UPS this morning, they told me not to go overboard with the packages.


I insisted that I wanted to send 15 boxes of quality merchandise, but he insisted that I only pack one box, and I could put whatever I liked inside.


If for some reason, COLE is able to see the contents, I made it of ANUS quality.


80LBS OF ANUS





click below for a larger image
http://www.bigbillentertainment.com/fake/cash/junk/day2/junk .JPG





click for largeness
http://www.bigbillentertainment.com/fake/cash/junk/day2/anus .JPG


UPS has not arrived as of yet, so I threw him out an email:





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* * * W T F * * *


Got this email from cole:





That fucks up my whole plan. I will be on the phone wirh DHL very soon to let them know what is going on, hopefully they can help.


DAMN.


Anywho, heres the pics of DHL (airborne express):





click for a larger laugh:
http://www.bigbillentertainment.com/fake/cash/junk/day2/hell o.JPG





click for a larger laugh:
http://www.bigbillentertainment.com/fake/cash/junk/day2/good bye.JPG


This really pisses me off. Hopefully DHL has the same response as UPS with this issue.


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THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS.</font>


He wrote:





I retaliated with:





This guy is such a boob, and his scare tactics are to be desired....

* * U P D A T E * *


I called DHL today to get a update on the package, because it was not posted as of yet what the details were on their website.


I called, and they informed me that there was a 'DHL Airway Bill change' on the # that was on the original airway bill. He also added there was no more information available at that point, so he also gave me a Trace #, that i can use tomorrow to see what is up.


Here is the screenshot I get when I use the new DHL Airway Bill #





As you can see, there is no information at all on that page, does not even tell me where it was sent from. (me of course)


When you view a wrong #, the results are differnt, it just tells you it a wrong #. The screenshot I posted at least shows us its in the system, but is not telling me any real info. Hopefully the DHL Tracer dude will help some tomorrow.


This plot is definitly getting a whole lot thicker, and I am sure if the LAD is as confused as I am about the shipping, more death threats on the way


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***WORST DEATH THREAT TO DATE***</font>





I am so speechless here. There are so many phrases here that I want to emphasize on, but I do not know where to start.


I love the fact that he states that he can not get the 2 laptops that I sent him to work no matter what he tries. Hmmm...I wonder why? Was it becuase I was jumping on them? Was it becuase I took out 70% of the internal components that make it turn on?


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From Shiver and BreadandBudder from eater:


Ladies and gentlemen. For your delectation I present the photographs taken at approximately 11.20am this morning



Walking through the front gate, we see signs on the window to alert callers to enter the premises via the rear. Perhaps this is why our scammer has so much interest in the Anus range?


FRONT OF HOUSE



We meet our target, obviously not ready for visitors and looking like he had just dragged himself out of bed:


TIRED


CONFUSED


PERPLEXED


THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS?



Shortly after the successful meeting, handshakes take place:


HAPPY TO MEET YOU. DO YOU LIKE ANUS?


HA HA! YES. I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO GET MY HANDS ON BUTCH!



Breddan searches for signs of Anus:


HELLOOOOOO!



The happy scammer shows us what he would like fixed on his door:


"WELL ER... LIKE, I RECEIVED SOME CRAP THROUGH THE POST. GOT PISSED OFF AND THREW IT THROUGH THE DOOR WINDOW"



Some packing material we found laying around:


PACKAGING #1


PACKAGING #2



Councillor Breddan Butter measures up the broken fence to calculate the repair cost:


MAN AT WORK



And finally, the document that the scammer so kindly signed:


YES, I REALLY AM THIS DUMB!





I also have some audio, but to be honest the quality isn't great as it was quite windy and ruined most of it. However. I'll get it cleaned up as much as possible and upload it here later today.


thanks guys!!


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[size=24]* * * U P D A T E * * *</font>


I just got off the phone with DHL they will give me a call at the end of the day with information on the shipment.


This is very odd, not sure what may have happened, and even morfe curious about why the airway bill changed, and why they dont have info on it.


Anywho, my egar lad sent another email:





His death threats have to go down in history for being the funniest.


"I will make sure you die by laughter, we will have the Clique Mob tell you jokes until you can not breathe"


I would so love to email him the document that shiv and BB had him sign.


Myabe when this bait is over (will it ever be over??!??) I just may do that.

[size=24]* * * U P D A T E * * *</font>


While I was on the phone with Rookie303, within 10 minutes i got 2 more emails. We were laughing as I read them to him.


this one:

Quote:

Please what is ging on i have not been here from you all this while

then a few minutes later i got:

Quote:

DEAD

Obviously now, there are several poeple working together that do not stay in great contact with eachother.


2 different lads using the same email address, and 1 lad in Manchester engaged in photo shoots.


Seems like the lad in Manchester is getting the Brunt of all this though :twisted:


DHL will be calling me by 5:00est today to inform me of the package dilema.


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I just shot this out to him:





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[size=24]* * * A U D I O U P D A T E * * *</font>


Well, I have information on the shipment of the Anus Laptop package.


It seems it is not just my package that is in delay. It is in fact on route to Lagos, Nigeria but there are security delays for EVERY package going to Lagos.


So, without further hesitation, here is the call with a lovely DHL representative. I think she wants me :


[size=15] http://www.bigbillentertainment.com/fake/cash/junk/day2/dhlupdate.zip</font</font>


This can only mean 1 thing for me, “I will be dead by the time I die tonight.”


I’m not going to tell him right now of the reason that is in the audio, I’ll let him wonder what is going on.


Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you my biggest, funniest death threat:

Quote:

i do not believe you when you say is dhl problem and you did not geive me update i can tell by the male man you are you fraud us again and that will be 2 frauds in time so now we will do what i said and WILSON TARBUCKLES will be in torture with dead body and when you are dead i will kill you with death in hell over and over and you will remember the name COLE for the rest of your life and family too. do not try to run becos the govenor can catch whoever run because he is known for runing and you will be dead with torture when the gonenor catches you or the CLIQUE MOB. you do not have enogh smart to fraud us so do no try and fraud. ship my anus or send funds is only 1 option to die or death. you say you have a lot of anus box to ship us then you say there is one then the dhl is not there now so that is a fraud to us. we can see you we know you have the shirt on today and can see it. with shoes.do not look behind you becos death is there and you do not want to see death he is ugly and we call him the govenor.

Judging by this lad’s thought process; I’m starting to think that the composer of these emails is just 12 years old. If not, then he deserves to think this way.


That last sentence (if you can call it that) is a definite keeper. Only if I had room in my signature.


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[size=24]***UPDATE***</font>


It seems that I had a bandwidth problem myself last nice, but is all set now. All my media is back on, but I just closed the bandwidth a little bit.


from Cole.

Quote:

where is my fuking money you teif. This is your last chance or you are a dead man. i want all the money and anus for all the problem you have gace to me. my head ache from this business and dont want your business anymore. you think i may joke about the govenor and the CLIQUE MOB but they are real killers of death. FOR WILSON TARBUCKLE AND YOU WILL ALMOST DIE BEFOR TOU CAN EMAIL BACK CAUSE THAT IS HOW IT IS NOW. YOU HAVE CHOSE THE DETH AS YOUR WAY OF KLIFE AND THAT IS TO BAD FOR YOU AND FAMILY CAUSE NOW IT IS HERE COLE

I am taking a different twist. I wont be so nice, and it will only get worse.

Quote:

Dearest Cole, I have decided to keep the excess funds for myself. You have put me thru a lot of stress IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS, and this is the least you can do for me. Your box of Anus Laptops are stuck in OHIO, due to the fact that there is a big backup of Nigerian Parcels from an explosion in that particular department that is designated for LAGOS Shipments. Another problem I have just realized is that I forgot to pack 2 of the laptops inside the box. Please contact me ASAP so we can talk about the possible (but not likely) money transfer and these 2 laptops I have here for you. I DO NOT WANT DEAD. Sincerely Yours, Wilson Tarbuckles Senior Anus Man x-xxx-xxx-xxxx

At this point, it would be nice if he gets the ANUS, but I rally want him to call. It would add to this bait greatly.


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[size=24]* * * U P D A T E * * *</font>

While I was away, the guys who were in the store said he has called several times.


Between the terrible connection, and his very rough english skills, they said it was a terrible experience.


I sure do hope he calls today, I have some things to say to him.


Here are just SOME of the death threats:

Quote:

you say that you are going to a meeting with why? cause you have our monry now you run ansd it wont work cause we are behind you and the clique has a new gun and not for use but for WILSON TARBUCKLEs. i will call you so we can get this going the governor will call you with death if you do not talk and send funds and anus and just remember the clique mob now follows you where you go even to your families house and they now you have a car cole

Quote:

I AHVE CALLED YOU MANY TIMES AND YOU DO NOT ANSWER AND THEYSAY YOU ARE AWAY WITH MY MONEY SO NOW I WILL KEILL YOU WITH DEATH FROM THE GOVERNOR AND THE CLIQUE MOB WILL CHOP YOU UP AND SEND YOU IN THE TOYLET SO NO ONE CAN FIND YOU BECAUSE WE DO THIS RIGHT SO NO ONE CAN SEE YOUR DEAD BODY AND WHEN YOU ARE DEAD WE WILL LAUGH AT YOU CAUSE YOU DONT FRAUD US WE FRAUD YOUR DEAD BODYT!. GOVNER HAS BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE ALREADY AND KNOWS ALL ABOUT YOU SO WHEN DO YOU WANT TO LIVE BECUASE IT IS UP TO ME OR WHEN YOU DIE SO THE ONLY THING IS BEST IF YOU LIVE AND SEND THE FUNDS WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR HOUSE WITH THE TABLE AND LAMPS AND THE CAR WE SEE IT TOO A NEWER CAR NOT VERY OLD SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW US IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO FO WHT AWE WNAT TO BE DONE OR ELSE THE CLICQU WILL VISIT YOU IN THE SLEEP TONOGHT YOU WILL WAKE UP A DEAD MAN WILSON TARBUCKL COLE

Quote:

i will make calls again today to see if you need life or death if this a fraud #3 expect harm #3 to you and your family becos the govenor is very upset now

It amazes me that he even has a small brain to think with.


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[size=24] * * * U P D A T E * * *</font> </font>


FINIALLY GOT HIM ON THE LINE!!


He sounds such like a little guy. It is hard to believe he is behind these emails. Maybe i'll ask to speak to one of the members of the Clique Mob, or the Governor next time.


This is 1 part of hopefully many calls.


I think this is just getting started.


http://bigbillentertainment.com/fake/cash/junk/day2/cole1.zip


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There are several who play in this scam, and this call proved it.


He wants me to talk to his client, which i'm sure will happen tomorrow I hope.


I was going to be more aggressive, but after hearing his tone of voice, I can tell this may drag on for some days, didn't want to burn him after all we have been thru'.


got this email not too long ago (which is a different lad altogether, has to be):

Quote:

I CALL YOU TONITE AND YOU YELL AT ME AND SAY FUK AND DONT YOU KNOW THAT THAT GOVNOR WAS OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE WEAITING FOR ME TO TELL HIM TO GO IN YOUR LUCKY I DID NOT CAUSE HE WEAS BRING THE NEW GUN FOR WILSON TARBUCKLE TOMORRW IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH DEMANDS THE CLIQUE MOB WILL BE THERE TO DEAD YOU INSTEAD TO COME IN AND THEY DO NOT TAKE KNOW FOR ANSWER AND WE DO NOT WANT MORE GARBIGE JUST MONEY NOW COLE

They really have to get rid of this Cole character who does the phone calls, he is spoiling the all frightening emails.


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[size=24] * * * U P D A T E * * *</font> </font>


It seems he wants to let me keep some of the money, then transfer the rest.


He is talking even slower than the original call, and this coulod even be someone else. :?


I wish he could have stayed on the phone longer, i was just getting started:


http://www.bigbillentertainment.com/fake/cash/junk/day2/cole2.zip

I am dissapointed too by that lad.


I want the real stuff.


I want death threats on the phone.


I want the Governor and the Clique Mob to challenge Butch.


I didn't have enough time to ask for his phone# and his "clients" because he hung up.


:x :x :x





Once again, different lad. This is aggrevating.


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I serioulsy though that these would be over since I got my very tranquil calls from our very passionate audio recorded mugu.


It seems like his boss is being difficult with him, I wonder why?

Quote:

I AHVE NOT HERD FROM YOU IN DAYS SO NOW I KNOW YOU ARE A FRAUD AGIN SO NOW IT IS TIME TO DO IT. THE CLIQUE AND THE GOVENOR WILL BE BY IN YOUR HOUSE TOMORROW AND WILL ENTER INTO THE DOOR BECOS WE KNOW YOU HAVE 2 OF THEM. DO NOT TRY AND HIDE IN YOUR BEDROOM WITH BED BECOS NOW WE KNOW YOU HAVE THAT TOO SO WILL LOKK UNDER. IM SOORY TO THIS BUT IT IS YOU THAT MADE IT DONE SO NOW WE WILL DEAD YOU WITH ALL THE WAYS WE KNOW OVER AND OVER THEN U WILL DIE AGAIN. THE GOVNOR IS THE BEST AT DEAD AND WILL USE HIS BRIAN TO DO HIS DEAD ON YOU AND WE LEAVE YOU IN THE HOUS YOU LIVE IN NEAR YOU TABLE WE SEE. THE CHANCE YOUHAVE IS TO GIVE OUR MONEY BACK AND LAPTOPS TOO OR WE WILL ALL BE THERE WITH DEASTH. WILSON TARBUCKL YOU MUST BE DEAD NO BECOS OF THE FRAUDS TO US AND MY BOSS IS VERY ANGRY WITH ME BECOS OF YOU FRAUD NOW YOU WILL DIE.IF I SUFFER FROM BOSS THEN U WILL SUFFER DEAD WITH THE CLIQUE AND GOVENOR OF YOUR CITY.COLE

Ok, this is very spooky. He just sent me a picture of my house, and it was mine. He and 6 black men were standing in front of it.


Ok, maybe not. Boy, that wouldnt be good huh?


Anywho....


He sure does know alot about my furniture in my house. I lost track of all the things he knows about me.


I'll respond to him tomorrow.


I really need to talk to his Boss, his Client, or a member of the "Clique Mob" that is obviously in my area.


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At this point, the audio is super-boring.


The emails are some of the best I have ever recieved, but the audio dumps it back into the "boring category"


I need to speak to one of his other associates, if not, I may have to just show him the pics that shiver and b&amp;b have oriduced, along with the audio.


I got a few baits that I need to focus on, and if this keeps up with Mr. Vicodin I will have to dop him.


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I just shot this out at our humble lad:

Quote:

Dearest Cole. After I have received your email, I quickly packed some belongings and head elsewhere so I could miss the Clique, and the Governor. I will return home Monday, and would appreciate a call from your Client, or the Governor, so I can straighten this huge mistake out. It does not seem like we are getting much done, so I believe a phone call from one of them 2 would probably result in you receiving the cash, and laptops. One more thing: As a favor, would it be possible for me to go home today quickly without anyone deading me? I forgot my insulin, and I really need to eat. Without my insulin, I can get very anxious, and our conversation for Monday may be a difficult one, for I have a hard time marinating piece of mind. Please, I need my insulin. W. Tarbuckles Anus Laptops, Inc.

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As I can not get in touch with the girl from DHL (which upsetts me to no end) I finally got another email from cole:

Quote:

THE DAY HAVE GONE BY AND NOW YOU HAVE TO GO. I DO NOT EMAIL ANY MORE AND YOU WILL FINILLY SEE THE CLIQUE AND THE GOVENOR BECUASE YOU DO NOT RUN ANUS LAPTOPS RIGHT. PREPARE TO BE DEAD AND NOW THERE IS NO TURN BACK BECUAE YOU ARE A FRAUD MAN AND WILL NO LONGER AND THE GOVENOR CANT WAIT TO DEAD YOU TODAY. COLE

So, I guess this is it.


May I rest in piece. For I will be deaded now.


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Just sent him this:

Quote:

Dearest love, As it turns day to night, I feel a sense of loneliness. The Governor of my State, and the Clique mob has not dead me today. I want to thank you for about the 11th time this month for not really really deading me. I know I deserve to be deaded, but I want to make it up to you. I am willing to send you more Anus, and ½ the money back that you have initalitially gave me. Please review these modalities with your Boss (whom I need to speak to urgently) and get back to me ASAP. Yours Forever, Wilson Tarbuckles Not Dead Yet Anus Laptop, Inc.

I'll probobly get confirmation of acceptance of this offer, bundled with a death threat.


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DHL Aufio update:


Here it is, sad but nice at the same time.


He said he has the Anus Computer picture on the wall at DHL.


For a few secs in the middle the audio gets low, but recovers.


enjoy:


http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/anus-laptops/dhl2.%20zip


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I just checked my Wilson G-Mail, and low and behold, our friend has a message.

Quote:

WE HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH OTHER DEAD SO NOW YOU ARE NEXT TO BE AND NOW WE HAVE THE TOOLS TO GET WILSON TARBUCLES AND HERE HWE ARE. TOMRROW WE WILL DO THE DEAD OR IF NOT THEN YOU WILL SEND OUR MONEY BACK CAUE YOU FRAUS OUR COMPANY AND WE DO NOT TAKE FRAUDS LIKE NOTHING HAPEN. YOU HAVE UNTIL THE NIGHT TO DO WHAT YOU HAVE AND THEN THE GOVENOR AND THE CLIQUE MOB WILL VISIT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FAMILY THEY WILL BE DEAD CAOUSE YOU ARE A FRAUD MAN. WE WLL HANG YOU IN THEMIDDLE OF THE CITY FOR ALL YOUE PEOPLE TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE AND THY DO NOT LIKE WILSON. SEND OUR MONEY VIA WESTERN UNION AND WE WILL NOT HAVE TO DO THE DEAD TO YOU. COLE

If any of you need to find me tomorrow, I will be located in the middle of my city.


I now have a new favorite quote out of that dead threat.


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Thats it for now!

still at leats you got sme money of the fuckers!! i think tthis is the best bait i have heard of.it is pretty good bt a bit long. maybe you can edi t out some of the boring bits and give it mre punch.

Thats understandable, but i have already took out a bunch or boring content.


Tomorrow i will persuade him to get another shipment, I do not want this one to die.

SHIPMENT #3






his reply



Thats right folks, here we go again.


I will have pics, and hopefully some audio tomorrow.

Yeah! Cole's on board, Wilson's back!

__________________
Vinny Baldino:YOU WILL NOT WIN SHIT. YOU COULDN'T BEAT YOUR OWN DICK AT A GAME OF HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Akinbayode Seun: after u going to jail finish and i will use another africa spiriture power to kill u in jail

I will also get my "Sting Operation" back on track to.


A arrest would be nice, even better than getting "Butch'erd"

dammit! so much going for monday- and i'll miss it!! [img]smileys/smiley7.gif[/img]


*Writer Cole*, true to form as ever, states: "... if you do not contact me, you will be a dead WILSON TURBUCKLES FROM THE CLIQUE MOBAND GOVENOR..."


i can't wait to hear mr driveshaft &amp; co make *Phone Cole*cry over the phone (can he be a bigger pussy?) [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]


i guess i'll have to find a way to jump online to check in in the Coles and the Charlies... [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

__________________
Mind you my manhood is not very big but the medium size and hope you will like it- Jack, the Ghanian Guyman


My name is buffy, and I'm a baitaholic. B.A. co-founding member circ 11/04



The guy, was deeply insulting me asking
me stupid question. like i am still a small boy and a
dog to control like a fool but i have to still bear it
and talk to him because of the love i have for you- Chima, Furiel's Lad

I can't believe it. Cole is dumber than the box of bricks DHL threw
out! But you've gotta be inspired by his unquenchable hope. It's
beautiful.[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

HOLY SCHHKLKDJLK! I was sure it couldn't be done!



tF you astound me! [img]smileys/smiley32.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley32.gif[/img]

Boring contents ? He managed to put just the core of the excitment of
the story, stripped out of those "do this", "do that" comments. It is,
by far, thebest bait ever.

__________________
Screw them before they screw you !!

I can think of one place to start...

__________________
Only a lad, you really can't blame him
Only a lad, society made him
Only a lad, he's our responsibility
Only a lad, he really couldn't help it
Only a lad, he didn't wanna do it
Only a lad, he's underprivileged and abused
Perhaps a little bit confused

tF, I just showed this one to my friend. He was on the floor laughing in sheer disbelief. I swear this bait was just inspired. [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

__________________
Lie n. Any thought or idea, true or otherwise, expressed with the intention of deceit.

They were all of them deceived...

Cole did not send UPS here today, nor did he respond to my email.


Let's hope for tomorrow.[img]smileys/smiley5.gif[/img]

THIS JUST IN


It looks like the new shipment will be going down tomorrow, here is what he wrote me:





This thread may have a breath of liFe in it soon.Edited by: theFAILURE

Here we go again. Manchester, the ANUS is back! [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

tF


I trust there will be pics of the outgoing merchindise. [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]


Later,


The PUNCH

Glory BE!! I can already imagine the dead threats that Wilson will receive. How can the entertainment value of the a nus laptops bait ever be topped? This is epic!


[img]smileys/smiley32.gif[/img]

__________________
Mind you my manhood is not very big but the medium size and hope you will like it- Jack, the Ghanian Guyman


My name is buffy, and I'm a baitaholic. B.A. co-founding member circ 11/04



The guy, was deeply insulting me asking
me stupid question. like i am still a small boy and a
dog to control like a fool but i have to still bear it
and talk to him because of the love i have for you- Chima, Furiel's Lad