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| "My treasurer said if I behaved on the trip i could get this guitar..."
"I didn't get the guitar."
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| "Today we went to a bread factory, and I learned how bread was made!"
"I got to try a piece!"
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| "After the bread factory, I went to the bread warehouse."
"There is a whole lot of bread here, maybe even a hundred pieces!"
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| "My adviser took me to an airplane today! I got to sit in the cockpit!"
"I wasn't allowed to fly though"
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| "I fell on my wrist today, and we had to go to the hospital."
"I thought it was sprained, but it was only bruised"
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| "This is my room, I picked out the color all by myself!" |
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| "This weekend, my military adviser took me to Korean Disney world!" |
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| "We got to see the ponies today!"
"I even got to ride one, I named him cookie!"
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| "After the ponies, i saw two scary sharks!"
"I got to feed a fish to them!"
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| "We got to see how computers are made today!"
"They even gave me a free pen!"
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| Kim Jong-Un: "What is this stuff?"
Worker: "Is paint, no touch"
Kim Jong-Un: "Can I eat it?"
Worker: "No. No touch"
Kim Jong-Un: "Wow. It looks so gooey!"
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| "My adviser said this is the oldest wall in the country!"
"I touched a piece of history!"
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| "We got to go in the woods today"
"I planted my very own tree! His name is George!"
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| "I got to stay in a hotel!"
"I wasn't allowed to jump on the bed though"
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| Kim Jong-Un: "What does that machine do?"
Worker: "Is bomb. Blow up people"
Kim Jong-Un: "Oh. My mommy said I'm not allowed to play with bombs."
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